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Dear DrunkMe, next time don't get to the point where you feel it's necessary to have your liver write its congressman.

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On 16 May 2012 at 11:47 am - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous

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Dear DrunkMe, Stop checking out other guys on the dance floor when dancing with your girlfriend...YOUR NOT GAY!!!!

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On 11 May 2012 at 08:45 pm - Sexual - by Myles4123

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Dear DrunkMe, Please stop texting.. Just stop

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On 11 May 2012 at 12:18 am - Miscellaneous - by eryone

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Dear DrunkMe, Actually.... Dear TrippinMe, next time you decide to surf the inter-mechanics of the universe put on some pants... You will definitely forget before leaving the safety of the apartment.

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On 29 Apr 2012 at 03:33 am - Holidays - by Lax

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Dear DrunkMe, God damn Talisker and Stroh is a combo that wrecks your brain. ouch

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On 26 Apr 2012 at 04:03 pm - Miscellaneous - by yall kno, straight from quendo'

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Dear DrunkMe, Yo fuck off homie. Dis shit fo da fagz. Hope I get some sweet internet 2.0 attensh for dis shit. Wanna make da front covah of Buzzfeed.

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On 25 Apr 2012 at 05:17 pm - Fast Food - by Jen Kem

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Dear DrunkMe, I really underestimate your intelligence at times. I always hide my phone or keep it far to avoid drunk diallng people and waking up to sober moments of "wtf did you call me? Do you even remember what you said?" conversations. Its really embarrassing. Please stop it?

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On 20 Apr 2012 at 08:40 am - Miscellaneous - by SoberMe

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Dear DrunkMe, When you're in jail do not use your one call to talk to your ex.

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On 19 Apr 2012 at 02:42 am - College - by Anonymous

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Dear DrunkMe, stop going into the women's bathroom and pissing on the toilet paper, someone will find out!

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